Photo credit: Kathleen Kennedy Magruder
Texas-based, self-proclaimed “slug metal berserkers,” Kallohonka, are currently streaming their full album, Lazer Blood, over on the Decibel Magazine site. Their debut full-length, it official arrives Friday, March 13th, through Memory Terminal Records. Find out more below.
Stream it here: https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2026/03/11/full-album-stream-kallohonka-lazer-blood/
Comments bassist James Magruder, “Forget yourself and this banal Armageddon! Revel in ecstatic moronica until the tides wash us all away. Let the chaotic tinntinnambulations cleanse your fear. There is only one law as the hourglass silently wanes with granules finite: be fucking free. Don thy regalia and join us in the streets as we twist and turn in mad contortions.”
Lazer Blood was captured at The Echo Lab in Argyle, Texas and produced by James Magruder and Matt Pence. The record includes guest appearances by Dennis Gonzalez, Aaron Gonzales, Sarah Ruth Alexander, and Jenni Raab. The record also serves as the last unreleased album with Dennis Gonzalez. Rest in power. Lazer Blood will be released on CD, vinyl, and digital formats.
Lazer Blood tracklisting:
01 Experimenting With The Dead
02 Robotically Birthed
03 DMT
04 Simulated Experience
05 Heaven’s Gate
06 Psychic Surgery
07 Leeches
08 Onward To Death
Kallohonka Live:
3/13/2026 The Doublewide – Dallas, TX * Record Release Show w/ Oil Spill, Teal Stripe
More from Kallohonka:
!Behold Kallohonka! Stoned out slugs from the Dark Wood of Olde! Originally hippy Christian cult members, the quasi-discernible minds of Kallohonka were conscripted by CIA-run hallucinogenic brain mutation research programs, fracturing their individual reality tunnels. As accusations swirled of sowing the seeds of both Jonestown and the Hale-Bopp fiasco, Kallohonka fell into the stuff of legend. Eventually escaping a dark site lab in 1997, Kallohonka became a festering hive ego composed of primordial goo. In the mid-2000s, Kallohonka returned to its roots, reforging the bear cult feasts of the elder days. While gorging on ursine flesh, they sang craven arias to the souls of the phantasmic beasts, hiding with style and aplomb, the true method of dispatch used to fell the creatures. Rising through the cacophony, a final opus to the animal’s skull rang true and beautiful as it was placed atop a century pine, casting the bear’s spirit back into the stars to be perpetually born anew. Join us in grotesque bacchanals of these feral hymns. !Behold Kallohonka!
Kallohonka:
Amie Carson – Vocals
James Magruder – Bass, howls, auxiliary whatever
Jason Mullins – Guitars
Alec Rabb – Drums
Dennis Gonzalez – Horns
Sarah Ruth Alexander – Vocals
Jenni Raab – Screams
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