Liquid Death 100% Mountain Spring water has a new way to “Murder Your Thirst” today, with the power of internet troll powered Death Metal! Not one to take to savage trolling lightly, Liquid Death has created a Death Metal, Greatest Hates, album solely inspired by the hateful comments they have received online. They made the music with a veritable who’s who of music, including Gus Rios (Malevolent Creation, Divine Empire, Upon Infliction), Matt Laplant (Justin Bieber, Jennifer Lopez, Nonpoint, Skindred, Malevolent Creation, etc.), Seth Ringler (Upon Infliction), Torin Ridgeway (Arsis), and Jim Malone (Arsis). Some of the song titles include ‘Huge Tools (Every Single Person Involved)’, ‘Reconsider Your Life Choices’, ‘Fire Your Marketing Guy’, ‘Selling Your Soul Is Deplorable’, and more! The brand also made a hilarious new commercial ad, which you can watch below.
Greatest Hates Commercial Credits
Agency: Party Land
Co-Founder/CEO/CCO: Matt Heath
Co-Founder/Manager: Haley Heath
Managing Director: Madison Gargan
Voicecasting: Sound and Fury
Production: Liquid Death
Editor: Karli Cessario
Greatest Hates Tracks
Huge Tools (Every Single Person Involved)
Reconsider Your Life Choices
Fire Your Marketing Guy
Dumbest Name Ever For Water
Get Slaughtered On Shark Tank
This Water Couldn’t Be Less Appealing
Selling Your Soul Is Deplorable
Go Out Of Business
This Crap Is Pure Evil
Bad Marketing
Greatest Hates Credits
Produced and recorded by Gus Rios
All drums by Gus Rios
Guitars and bass by Gus Rios and Seth Ringler
All music written by Gus Rios and Seth Ringler
Vocal arrangements by Gus Rios
Lead vocals by Torin Ridgeway
Backing vocals by Jim Malone
Mixed and mastered by Matt Laplant
All lyrics came from real internet hate comments
On the serious tip, Liquid Death has created a profit-sharing program to help bands who are now sidelined and unable to tour as a result of COVID-19. Bands can sign up to promote Liquid Death to their fans and followers with a unique code, and Liquid Death will give them 50% of the profit they generate to help them bring in new revenue. Some bands that have signed on already include Converge, Mutoid Man, Ace Von Johnson, and The Bombpops. https://liquiddeath.com/pages/deathpeddlersunited