PODCAST: Ministry’s “Laughing Monkey Machine” Coffee from Concept Cafes Unboxing and Taste Test


Welcome to another product video! Keefy takes on the new Ministry Coffee from Concept Cafes! Full product unboxing, coffee-making experience, and a taste test of the ground whole bean blend (drip coffee maker) and the nitro cold brew can, made with proprietary technology! 

 

 

Thanks to Concept Cafes and Metal Maria at Adrenaline PR for setting up this review. 

 

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Ministry’s new album “Hopium For The Masses” is out now via Nuclear Blast! 

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Ministry’s Laughing Monkey Machine coffee is a proprietary signature blend of exotic origins from the furthest reaches of the monkey kingdom – an epic immersive existential coffee experience, as well as the perfect gift & collectible! The ‘Cyan Cyanide’ Promo Box includes: (1) NEW Limited Edition ‘Laughing Monkey Machine Nitro Can, (1) 12oz bag of Laughing Monkey Machine’ Coffee, & (1) Signature ‘Laughing Monkey Machine’ Sticker . Get it here:

 

https://www.conceptcafes.com/product/new-preorder-ministry-s-official-laughing-money-machine-nitro-cold-can-release-1-promo-box-1-limited-edition-laughing-monkey-machine-nitro-snapchill-can-1-12oz-laughing-monkey-machine-bag-1-signature-laughing-monkey-machine-sticker 

 

Limited Edition ‘Laughing Monkey Machine Nitro Can is the first cold brew in the Concept Cafes Ministry series which will soon offer Nitro Cans of espresso, non-dairy latte, & flavored latte versions!

 

About Concept Cafes:

Everybody remembers that first opening riff, that mid-song breakdown, that blast beat crescendo that turned them on, and tuned them into Metal forever. With our artist partners like Cannibal Corpse, Max & Iggor Cavalera, and Ministry; we’re trying to recapture that moment of Metal possession for the fans by immersing them into a Metal coffee obsession like no other. As lifelong fans ourselves, we’re constantly seeking out the most epic Metal experiences; whether it’s records, live shows, merch, etc., so if we can maybe someday say we we’re a small part of that collective fan experience, then we’ve done our job. It’s also super important for us to illuminate the fact that these are the artists’ coffee stories, not our own, we’re just the chaotic-evil little elves that help them conjure their visions and forge them into reality for the fans.

We’re not here to snobbishly push conventional coffee culture upon Metalheads either, nor we will we ever try to flip a quick gimmick on our Metal brothers & sisters to make a quick buck. We’re humbled literally everyday with this responsibility, and the opportunity to work with Metal legends. This is why we are constantly pushing the boundaries and possibilities, because foremost we believe there is no other comparison to the dedicated devotion metalheads have in keeping Metal music alive and stronger than ever! Metal deserves the absolute best when it comes to coffee!

Reality is coffee culture has become basic cookie-cutter over the past couple of decades; so safe and just a shell of itself which once fueled artists and their music across several generations. We want to revive that creative fire, and as far as playing it safe…it’s metal, motorcycles, & horror…what did you expect?!

Hosted by Ghost Cult Keefy

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 Edited by Omar Cordy:

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 Theme music by Salted Wounds:

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