The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy! GWAR recently seized control of the red-hot phallic forges deep in the Bad Dragon lair, where legendary sex-smiths work day and night to create the highest-quality fantasy-themed adult toys in the business. The result is a new monster dong for the denizens of planet Earth. Now, you too can wield the awesome power of the winged wiener of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!
The original Cuttlefish was slightly larger and every bit as appetizing as a burrito from the Mission District in San Francisco, but this model comes in a wide range of sizes from Small through Extra Large.
No matter the size, every one of these gems is larger than life itself, much like GWAR!!
The signature model even glows in the dark!
Bad Dragon has a limited quantity of these abominations available now, and they’re dropping into our Inventory section like heads into a basket.
Bohabs! Head over to the GWAR Store now or the Bad Dragon Store at 2:00 PM Eastern today and grab your very own Phallus in Wonderland!
But that’s not all!
Your Lords and Masters of GWAR have also unveiled the second series of the GWAR Half Pints, their collaboration with Knuckleheadz
This set consists of Pustulus Maximus, Balsac The Jaws of Death and Bonesnapper, the cave troll.
We partnered with Bad Dragon to create this limited-edition monstrosity. It is available in Natural (black) and Glow-in-the-dark Signature (multi-color). A listing of the sizes are below and the photos show each size in relation to a soda can. These ship when you order.
Natural: An oozy drippy UV Reactive Red highlight over the shimmering Black voids of Space
Signature: A shaft of sloppy oozy UV Reactive Red highlight over an intense Neon Yellow to Green fade with a Glow in the Dark Green beneath, on top of a base of marbled Brain matter.
Small
- circumference of head: 6 inches
- circumference of shaft: 6 1/8 inches or 6.13 inches
- circumference of base: 13 inches
- diameter of head: 2 inches
- diameter of shaft: 2 1/16 inches or 2.06 inches
- diameter of base: 4 3/8 inches or 4.38 inches
- total length: 7 1/2 inches or 7.5 inches
- usable length: 6 1/4 inches or 6.25 inches
Medium
- circumference of head: 8 1/8 inches or 8.13 inches
- circumference of shaft: 8 3/16 inches or 8.19 inches
- circumference of base: 17 inches
- diameter of head: 2 5/8 inches or 2.63 inches
- diameter of shaft: 2 3/4 inches or 2.75 inches
- diameter of base: 5 3/4 inches or 5.75 inches
- total length: 10 inches
- usable length: 8 inches
Large
- circumference of head: 10 1/4 inches or 10.25 inches
- circumference of shaft: 10 1/8 inches 10.13 inches
- circumference of base: 21 1/2 inches oe 21.5 inches
- diameter of head: 3 3/8 inches or 3.38 inches
- diameter of shaft: 3 7/16 inches 3.44 inches
- diameter of base: 7 5/16 inches or 7.31 inches
- total length: 12 1/2 inches or 12.5 inches
- usable length:10 inches
XLarge
- circumference of head: 12 1/8 inches or 12.13 inches
- circumference of shaft: 12 1/4 inches or 12.25 inches
- circumference of base: 25 1/2 inches or 25.5 inches
- diameter of head: 4 inches
- diameter of shaft: 4 3/16 inches or 4.19 inches
- diameter of base: 8 3/4 inches or 8.75 inches
- total length: 15 1/4 inches or 15.25 inches
- usable length: 12 inches